Attention Hell Mart Shoppers! is a serialized horror comedy audio drama podcast. Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store unfortunately built on the buried gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service!

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Attention HellMart Shoppers! Is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network. Find many other quality shows at http://fatecrafters.net .
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Jimmy and Chet’s Halloween Spooktacular!

It’s 2005 and Halloween brings a visitor and a new employee. With special guest star Rhiannon McAfee!
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Big News!

 Big News, Everyone! We are launching our PATREON!   

love making this show. It’s a true passion of mine, and I’d like to make as much of it as I can! That’s where you come in!

What do you get out of becoming a Patron?

  • BONUS EPISODES Would you like AHS! 
  • MERCHANDISE, including T-Shirts, Stickers, Posters and Mugs
  • MUSIC from the Show
  • HD Wallpapers
  • Scripts of every Episode
  • MUCH MUCH MORE!

Plus we have goals! Would you like a full series spin-off of the show? Would you like to get the show in your ears weekly and hear all new shows?

Well, you can help make all of that happenby contributing at patreon.com/attentionhellmartsho?.
Maybe you only have a few bucks a month to contribute. Well, that’s amazing that you’re using those few bucks on us! Thank you! When enough people contribute a few bucks each that gets us closer to our goals! Yes, goals that include new shows and more frequent episodes!

Thank you all so much for listening, thank you even more for helping to contribute to this amazing journey, and Thank You for shopping at HellMart! We hope you never leave!


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Episode 9: Mommy’s Little Monster

The gang is interviewed about the goings on at the store. Jimmy has a choice to make and Emily prepares for the joys of motherhood.

Stay tuned, our PATREON launches in ONE WEEK!
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Episode 7: Dante’s Disco Inferno – Part I

It’s Sample Day! The store is extra busy, Emily deals with a delicate situation and it’s a party in electronics! Please leave us an itunes review! Like us on Facebook! Follow us on Twitter! Visit our website at attentionhellmartshoppers.com. Attention HellMart Shoppers! is a proud member of the Fatecrafters Podcast Network.

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