Attention Hell Mart Shoppers! is a serialized horror comedy audio drama podcast. Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store unfortunately built on the buried gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service! RSS
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Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we’ve got going on in the HelloMart this month. First, we have an Easter Episode available for you to listen to. It’s a patreon exclusive, but you can hear it now for free! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers or follow the link in the show notes. It’s currently available for all to hear for free, but only in our patreon!
And secondly, we now have merchandise available for purchase! T shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more! Just go to teepublic.com and search for attention HellMart Shoppers or follow the link in the show notes. You can now decorate your life in the essence of HellMart! Hurray!
And finally, stay tuned, also for news about a brand new show from us! Coming later this year, and at some point this summer we will have an update about when to expect season 2 of Attention HellMart Shoppers. Thank you for shopping HellMart. We hope you never leave!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Our Easter Special is now available free to the public! But, here’s the catch, you have to listen to it on our patreon, and it’s only free this week. Next Sunday it goes back behind the Paywall. So, if you’re not yet a patron, listen soon. Thank you, and Happy Easter Fool’s Day!
UPDATE: Our Easter Episode is now available for the entire month of April!
SEASON 1 FINALE! It’s the big showdown at the Hell Gates! Chet makes a choice, Jake has something to crow about and Daniel says stuff that makes people upset.
Don’t skip out early, the after credits teaser has a very special guest star, and a taste of what season 2 has in store with the one and only Sarah Golding of The Audio Drama Production Podcast and other innumerable productions.
After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy.