Attention Hell Mart Shoppers! is a serialized horror comedy audio drama podcast. Join us twice a month for the adventures of the staff of HelloMart, a big box super store unfortunately built on the buried gates of hell. Our cast of retail wage-slaves will battle the forces of darkness in order to bring you the very best in minimum wage customer service!

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Episode 15: Everybody’s Got Something To Hide Except For Me And My TV

After the big heist the gang is on the run. Chet reaches out to an old adversary, and Merle gets to go for a ride. This is the penultimate episode of season one. With guest star Paul Sating as Sherrif McCoy.

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Episode 14: Jimmy’s Eleven

Jimmy and his crew stage a heist. Chet also does a thing…kind of.

This Episode features Jake Song as Security Guy 1, Laura Bramblette as Security Guy 2, and Jesse Hall as Security Guy 3.

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Episode 13: Working Stiffs

Chet interviews some prospective employees and Daniel and Emily pay a visit to Billy Ray, the Leprechaun.

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This episode featured special guest star Paul Sating as Jeff.

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Episode 12 : Chet and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day

Chet deals with customers, employees, family, and his own shortcomings as manager.

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A Cold Christmas In Hell

It’s Christmas Eve and Emily arrives in town with no money, no job and a terrible apartment. Will a christmas miracle solve all her problems? Maybe she’ll be visited by jolly old St. Nick! It’s another holiday flashback episode and this one has special guests! Rob and Slim from The Rob and Slim Show are here as KHEL Drivetime DJs. You can find them at Robert Chauncey, creator of The Tunnels Podcast, guest voices Mikey.

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