Mini Episode 5: Pirates of the Housewares

This one takes place during Episode 6. Remember Armando Ferrari, Jake the Chicken, and the Pirate Attack? This show may have jumped the shark pretty early on.

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Mini Episode 4: Heaven Help Us

Carlos and Gunter go on a mission in enemy territory. This Episode takes place between Episodes 4 and 5.

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Mini Episode 3: The Most Dangerous Game

This one takes place between episodes 3 and 4. Billy Ray and Jimmy get into it.

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Mini Episode 2: Teach a Demon to Fish

Our second Mini Episode for your days off wine and quarantine. It takes place between Episodes 2 and 3 and sheds a bit of light on some major events of the first half of Season 1.

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Mummy Dearest

Its getting tough out there, so I’m releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.Its getting tough out there, but little gestures can help; so I’m releasing all mini episodes of Attention Hellmart Shoppers free to the public. No more paywalls. One per day for the next 24 days. The first one takes place in between episodes 1&2. Stay safe. Wash your hands.

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SEASON 2 IS DELAYED

Hey everyone, thank you so much for listening. I know a lot of people are waiting for Season 2 of Attention Hellmart Shoppers, and it was originally planned for fall 2019. Unfortunately, due to personal issues and general life getting in the way it’s been delayed.

Other than a few guest voices, I write, record and produce it entirely alone, so it’s a pretty time intensive process, and I don’t feel like I’m in a place where I can announce a date for release.

SEASON 2 IS STILL COMING.

Episodes are written, audio is recorded, music is produced and editing has begun, but it’s been a much slower process than I had imagined or hoped. Certainly much slower than Season 1.

I appreciate everyone’s patience and I appreciate the fans of the show more than I could possibly say. Especially those of you that care enough to complain on the internet. Thank you so much for everything. I’m looking forward to getting this show out to you just as much as you’re interested in hearing it.

Thank you for shopping at Hellmart.
-Thoreau Smiley

Listen to My New Podcast!

Attention HellMart Shoppers! We’re now part of The Harmless Entertainment Network, and I’m on a new podcast where we discuss every SuperHero movie ever made! Click the link below and give it a listen!

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Check out all our new network has to offer at our Patreon! 

 

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Season 2 Tease

November 18, 2019

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I have a New Show!

Thoreau here! I made a new show! It’s called 1994 and it’s premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here’s the very frist teaser trailer! If you like HellMart I think you’ll like 1994. It stars James Oliva, Jordan Cobb, Paul Miscavage, Julia Schifini, Sarah Golding, Graham Rowat and many more! Head on over to htt://1994podcast.com for more info, got to https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508?mt=2 or simply search for “1994” In the podcast app you’re currently using to subscribe! Thank you HellMart Shoppers!

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