Hey everyone, thank you so much for listening. I know a lot of people are waiting for Season 2 of Attention Hellmart Shoppers, and it was originally planned for fall 2019. Unfortunately, due to personal issues and general life getting in the way it’s been delayed.
Other than a few guest voices, I write, record and produce it entirely alone, so it’s a pretty time intensive process, and I don’t feel like I’m in a place where I can announce a date for release.
SEASON 2 IS STILL COMING.
Episodes are written, audio is recorded, music is produced and editing has begun, but it’s been a much slower process than I had imagined or hoped. Certainly much slower than Season 1.
I appreciate everyone’s patience and I appreciate the fans of the show more than I could possibly say. Especially those of you that care enough to complain on the internet. Thank you so much for everything. I’m looking forward to getting this show out to you just as much as you’re interested in hearing it.
Thank you for shopping at Hellmart.
Thoreau here! I made a new show! It’s called 1994 and it’s premiering September 17th, 2018, but for now here’s the very frist teaser trailer! If you like HellMart I think you’ll like 1994. It stars James Oliva, Jordan Cobb, Paul Miscavage, Julia Schifini, Sarah Golding, Graham Rowat and many more! Head on over to htt://1994podcast.com for more info, got to https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/1994/id1435127508?mt=2 or simply search for “1994” In the podcast app you’re currently using to subscribe! Thank you HellMart Shoppers!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Due to technical and personal issues it has come to our attention that in Strickland County Independence Day is celebrated on July 9th. Our holiday special will be released accordingly. Thank you for your patience.
Hi everyone, Thoreau here. This is just a quick post to let you all know about two new things we’ve got going on in the HelloMart this month. First, we have an Easter Episode available for you to listen to. It’s a patreon exclusive, but you can hear it now for free! Just go to http://patreon.com/attentionhellmartshoppers or follow the link in the show notes. It’s currently available for all to hear for free, but only in our patreon!
And secondly, we now have merchandise available for purchase! T shirts, mugs, phone cases, stickers and more! Just go to teepublic.com and search for attention HellMart Shoppers or follow the link in the show notes. You can now decorate your life in the essence of HellMart! Hurray!
And finally, stay tuned, also for news about a brand new show from us! Coming later this year, and at some point this summer we will have an update about when to expect season 2 of Attention HellMart Shoppers. Thank you for shopping HellMart. We hope you never leave!
Attention HellMart Shoppers! Our Easter Special is now available free to the public! But, here’s the catch, you have to listen to it on our patreon, and it’s only free this week. Next Sunday it goes back behind the Paywall. So, if you’re not yet a patron, listen soon. Thank you, and Happy Easter Fool’s Day!
UPDATE: Our Easter Episode is now available for the entire month of April!